This really happened

Today, while grabbing a quick iced coffee at the-place-which-will-not-be-named, I look over at Griffin and he has his hand elbow deep down the front of his freaking pants. I'm like "dude, get your hand out of there." He tells me, in a not so quiet voice, "but MOOOOOOM my penis is stuck to my unerwears!". A dozen people heard this, but only like two laughed. What is the world coming to?