Birthday Boy!

Darren, here are just a few of the things I love about your birthday having ass. You're welcome for sharing them with the world. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

• Can never remember how old he is. Asks me on a weekly basis.
• Addicted to pumpkin seeds.
• Has a nickname for every person he's ever met.
• Has the physical strength of at least ten bears.
• Master of the Universe when it comes to reorganizing the pantry.
• Always has good breath.
• He has a super cute (sexy. sorry parents.) freckle on his lip.
• Completely supports my makeup addiction.
• By far the best Scrabble player I've ever been up against.
  
• Infinitely patient. Seriously people he never gets mad at me or Gus, and we can be real buttholes.
• Loves swearing as much as I do.
• Darren is a truly fierce cuddler. And he does that thing where you lightly tickle someone's arm or hair or whatever? You know what I'm talking about? Anyway, when I was a wee girl I always thought it was a sign of true love if someone would cuddle and tickle you. I was right.
• A few of his nicknames: Dodongo, Donger, Ding-Dong, Gary, Spencer, Bubble Butt
• He is the most loyal and honest person I have ever, ever met. You want this kid on your side.
• I love you boy.
  

Instead

Instead of a post about how awesome we are, here is a link to ways you can help victims of the devastating earthquake in Haiti. I went to the Doctors Without Borders website and it was super easy to donate. Even easier? Send a $10 donation via text by sending "Haiti" to 90999.

Hug your babies, be grateful for what you have and where you live, and then write a damn check.