When you are old, please don't do this...

Good bloody HELL. This old man keeps calling me claiming that I am sending faxes to his home phone number. I politely told him three dozen times that I do not in fact own a fax machine and therefore could not possibly be sending him a fax. I finally just stopped answering his calls - which put him over the edge. He just left me a 2 minute voicemail about how he was going to "come down there and KILL ALL YOU BASTARDS". I called him right back and he denied calling me. "But sir, you left your name and phone number on the message. I know it was you." He finally admits that the number he needed to call was a 1-866 number and he forgot the 1.

TWENTY TIMES THOUGH?? Even after I TOLD him it was the wrong number? Oy.