Snuggie Pride

I will probably never be kissed by my husband again, but it is kind of worth it to be so! warm! and hands free. Thanks Wes!!

We are so moving to the Jersey Shore

Unfortunately he fails the guido tan-test. I tried, but Darren wouldn't let me put bronzer on him. I'll just do it when he isn't home.

Jezebel put it best - "Let's think of it as one long, entertaining anti-tanning PSA."

Belated

Stay tuned for a special message at the end. In the meantime, who doesn't love to rock out while studying letters?

It's 8:30 in the A.M.

We're Spongebobbed/singing/guitaring/dancing. You?

Quote of the Day

"Don't play drums on my butt."

(Pictures soon? Maybe? If I remember to get new camera batteries?)

This really happened

Today, while grabbing a quick iced coffee at the-place-which-will-not-be-named, I look over at Griffin and he has his hand elbow deep down the front of his freaking pants. I'm like "dude, get your hand out of there." He tells me, in a not so quiet voice, "but MOOOOOOM my penis is stuck to my unerwears!". A dozen people heard this, but only like two laughed. What is the world coming to?

Halloween Fiends

Cool kids all dressed up.
Ok, seriously how hot is my husband? My new screensaver for ever and ever...

Moustache madness!!
My poor dogs.

Gus is a fast trick-or-treater. Like whoa.

Look at this cowboy right hurr...

Ignore my butt and my professional mom skillz - "yeah, yeah, cool story kid. now stand there and DON'T MOVE.".

Skateboarding 101

Sporty Spice

Dudettes, I love Tots Soccer. Like love it, love it. I want to gay marry it.

Making goals is SERIOUS BUSINESS PEOPLE.

Is it just me, or does this photo make you want to be small and vulnerable and cute and hold your dad's hand? Not just me? Thought so.

Wow, nice flared jeans Tito. Gap may or may not have lied to me about how cool these pants are.

Ten points for getting a picture mid-kick?

Can I just tell ya'll - I am so proud of Griffin lately. He is 100% going pee in the potty (standing up even!!), sleeping in his own bed, eating oatmeal, feeding the dogs by himself, listening to Fleet Foxes, and kicking major toddler ass in soccer. I probably shouldn't say that last one. Bottome line, he is awesome. I am so lucky that he is my kid.